Yoga kills lemurs
a cautionary tale.
Iâm an animal person.
Always have been.
I credit books, zoos, public library programs, and a plethora of animal-themed childrenâs TV shows in the 90s for my affinity to animals.
Some of my favorite interactions with animals have occurred in zoos and sanctuaries, places where animal-human contact is facilitated and controlled.
Many animal-human interactions arenât regulated. Or well thought out.
Thereâs something about fluffy cute things that make people idiots.
And the ones who suffer from this idiocy are always the animals.
Introducing: lemur yoga.
I donât want to vilify just one animal-filled yoga class alone, so letâs vilify them all: yoga classes that provide interactions with animals are a marketing gimmick and very rarely have the best interests (or safety) of the animals in mind.
If you love animals, donât go to goat yoga. Or piglet yoga. Or puppy yoga. Or kitten yoga. Or lemur yoga. Orâ
Youâll get popped on at the very least, and at the worst, youâll kill the cute animal whoâs confusedly climbing up your back during downward facing dog.
A recent research study provides detailed accounts of herpes simplex virus (HSV-1) infections spreading from humans to lemurs. One of those lemurs was the âparticipantâ in a lemur yoga class.
Now, I could make a Florida joke here because⊠Florida. But yeah, this happened in Florida.
Oh, Florida.
Sigh.
WTF guys.
Diseases can jump between species
Due to our close evolutionary relatedness to living lemurs (who are primates!), our shared biology makes us susceptible to many of the same diseases.
But the plot twist lies here: often the immune systems of one species is incapable of (or not as effective at) fighting off disease that comes from a different organism.
For instance, the rhesus macaque monkeys I worked with for years are known carriers of Herpes B. This variant of herpes is completely benign in the macaque monkeys: meaning the monkeys who have Herpes B in their body never experience symptoms and the virus doesnât impact their lifespan.
However, rhesus macaques who carry Herpes B do shed active forms of the virus about one a day month. This virus can be transmitted via bodily fluidsâblood, saliva, poop.
If youâre unlucky enough to, say, be bitten by a monkey whoâs actively shedding the virus, or get diarrhea splashed in your eyeball (âŠask me how I know), you could be infected with Herpes B.
And if youâre infected with Herpes B, youâre most likely dead within 2 weeks.
As such, any âexposureâ to rhesus macaque bodily fluids to a human mucous membrane (eyes, broken skin, nose, mouth) is considered a giant red alert and post-exposure protocols are immediately followed (âŠask me how I know).
This concept, of zoonosesâdiseases crossing from one species to anotherâis one of the many reasons why people working with animals in a professional setting often take precautions.
Personal protective equipment (PPE) like medical scrubs, eye protection, face masks, and gloves.
Preventative vaccinations and testing like measles vaccines and regular tuberculosis screening.
Staying home from work when sick, even if itâs âjust a cold.â
Hand washing and basic hygiene.
Yâall, I guarantee you I donât walk around looking like this for fun.
A key detail though is this⊠often WE are more of a danger for passing disease to nonhuman animals than they are of passing diseases to us.
While the PPE and protocols may seem like theyâre in place to protect humans, theyâre just as vital in protecting the animals we work with.
Lemur yogis donât wear face masks
So when those HSV-1 mouth sores or sweaty human bodies came in contact with a lemur during lemur yoga⊠the unsuspecting (and likely very confused) lemur took home a souvenir: a death sentence.
The lemurâs brain swelled (encephalitis), it had seizures, and inevitably died. No medical treatment could have helped save it.
This is the cost of unregulated animal-human contact.
I guarantee (well⊠I sincerely hope) none of those lemur yogis planned to kill that lemur that day.
But the lemur died all the same.
The other 3 cases of lemurs contracting and dying from HSV-1 arenât disclosed in quite as much detail, but itâs safe to assume a similar level of unregulated, careless human contact infected these animals.
The next time youâre considering an animal yoga class or holding a wild animal in a tourist trap, pause for a second and think about what the cost might be.
If youâre an âanimal personâ, you have a responsibility to at least be aware of the ethics of interacting with animals who donât have a voice to say no to you.
Depressing one today? Sure.
Are zoonoses a core concern of every animal interaction I have? Absolutely.
Letâs keep the fuzzy guys safe, yâall.
Gizmodo covered the article here. And hereâs the full research study if youâd like to receive this information in a much denser format.
Shoutout to Lynne for bringing this story to my awareness â„ïž
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Yes! I think about this a lot when it comes to zoos or people who parade animals you can 'ride' at the beach. I wonder what happens behind closed doors.